Matt + Tom's TV Babe Of The Night Awards.

I WOULD NORMALLY FEEL REALLY BAD FOR MARIA BELLO.
SHE HAS NEVER BEEN IN A GOOD MOVIE BUT STILL MANAGES TO BE IN ALL THE MOVIES EVER. IT’S NOT SHES A BAD ACTRESS MAYBE SHE’S JUST UNLUCKY!
THAT’S SOMETHING WE CAN ALL GET BEHIND.
THE BLACK CAT CROSSED,MIRROR SMASHING MARIA BELLO WINS THE AWARD TONIGHT FOR CRASHING A CAR IN “ASSAULT ON PRECINCT 13”.
CONGRATS. 

SURE SHE COULDN’T SAVE THE MAN SHE LOVED FROM DROWNING IN THE ICEY COLD SEE.
SHE DID SAVE RICHARD BRANSON’S MUM FOR A HOUSE FIRE THOUGH SO IT’S ALL GOOD.
ITS KATE WINSLET! THE ENGLISH ROSE WHO PLAYED AN ENGLISH WOMAN NAMED ROSE IN TITANIC. 

TONIGHTS BABE IS…
DOLLY WELLS.
FROM LUXURY COMEDY AND IT CROWD FAME.
SHE ISN’T AS GERMAN IN THIS PICK AS SHE IS IN LUXURY COMEDY.
OOOH YEAH….LUXURY COMEDY! 

OH HEY!
IT’S LISA KUDROW IN A MOVIE ABOUT HIGH SCHOOL REUNION OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT!
BUT SHE’S LIKE PHEOBE BUT A BIT DIFFERENT, SHE’S NAMED EITHER ROMY OR MICHELLE, I JUST DON’T EVEN KNOW!
BUT YEAH. 

ITS FRANKY FROM SKINS.
SHES APPROXIMATELY 102 x MORE ATTRACTIVE THAN LAST SEASON.
AND IF YOU WATCHED THE LATEST EPISODE YOU GET TO SEE HER IN HER PANTS.
WOO. 

JAMELIA WAS ON ROOM 101 WITH FRANK SKINNER.
SHE SAID SHE HATED TEXT SPEAK.
TITS OR GTFO.
OH WAIT… 

OH LOOK ITS PENELOPE CRUZ.
WHAT DID SHE DO?
STAND ABOUT LOOKING ALL SPANISH. AND THAT’S WHAT WE LIKE.
I WOULD LIKE TO GIVE HER AN AWARD FOR HANDING OUT AWARDS SHE DID A FANTASTIC JOB.  

BAFTAS SPECIAL!
I DONT EVEN KNOW IF CHRISTINA WAS NOMINATED FOR ANYTHING BUT SHE GAVE OUT AN AWARD SO THAT’S FUN.
WE ALL LOVE AWARDS. MEDALS AND OR TROPHIES.
GOOD JOB HENDRICKS. 

ALTHOUGH SHE MAY HAVE SUCKED OFF A DONKEY (PERHAPS THIS IS A JUST A RUMOR) SHE DID A GREAT JOB OF INTERRUPTING ALL OF JIMMY CARRS JOKE.

“GOOD” JOB.

ITS AMY BETH HAYES FROM JUST ABOUT EVERY TV SHOW ON THE TELLY!
TODAY SHE WAS SHAMELESSING ABOUT IN A WHEELCHAIR OR WHATEVER.